STAR SAPPHIRE
Pros: Runs Ferris Aircraft. Licensed pilot. Knows all about love. Capable of putting up with Hal Jordan for extended periods of time.
Cons: A sometimes super-villain. Can brainwash you. Dated Hal Jordan a few times.
Good First Date Topics: The Wright Brothers. Howard Hughes. Haddaway's "What is Love."
Topics to Avoid: Why there are no male Star Sapphires.
Pro-Tip: Don't be Hal Jordan.
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